This fully-furnished, awesomely-decorated, everything-included, paid solar, MODEL home with $85K worth of upgrades is a 1,561 sq. ft. 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath, 2-years-new house located in the amazing Great Oak High School boundaries within a gated community with a clubhouse, pool, spa, and dog park. And it’s right across the street from a huge playground plus basketball, tennis, and volleyball courts and a soccer field. Not to mention it’s only 15 minutes to wine country. (And no, my iPhone doesn’t give me an automated time of arrival when I get in my car every Friday afternoon . . . that’s never happened.) Want a state-of-the-art kitchen? No problem dude. The kitchen has quartz countertops, a huge island, and stainless-steel appliances including a wine-filled refrigerator. (Okay, I’ll probably take the wine, but I’ll leave the refrigerator. Stop asking about wine.) Need a beautiful patio? I love sitting on my custom-built furniture, sipping coffee (You heard me, I drink coffee too.) and watching my kids play outside. Yes, everything stays. Well, except me and my coffee. And the kids . . . unless you make me an offer I can’t refuse. Let me guess, you can’t live without a custom, walk-in closet that’s awesome enough for your shoe fetish? Or weird bobblehead collection. And you want beautiful flooring throughout the home? Wish granted, but just for the record, now you’re being greedy. And for all you lazy bums out there, you can go a month without cleaning these floors and no one will notice. (And no, I’ve never binge-watched Stranger Things, flicked water on my face, and claimed to be exhausted from scrubbing the floors all day . . . but good guess.) Excuse me, I have a follow-up question. Did I hear you say everything in the home is included? Thank you for asking, and yes, you heard correctly, EVERYTHING stays. Furniture? Yep. Décor? Yep. Everything you see in this stunning home without creeping in my drawers and closets? Yes! Well, except my Nespresso machine, if you know what’s good for you (plus a few other teensy exclusions). Will you even leave your brand-new electric car charger in your epoxy-floored garage? Yes! Too generous? Definitely. After purchase may I take full credit for your exquisite taste? Absolutely! Sooooo, pack up your carry-on luggage, because that’s all you’re gonna need to move into your luxurious new pad.